hmmmm...hell ya!

thank god i am not a broiler......:-by some hen

if i were a chicken ,one of the following two things was possible

1.if i were a broiler(chickens farmed for meat) .it is possible that i would not be able to take a single step my entire.... short life, spending it in a stenched cage.i would be given the food that is cheap,that would help me survive the abysmal conditions of the cage with antibiotics in it , make me bulkier and ,ironically at the end ,after 7-8 months when i reach the slaughter size,i would be killed and would taste awesome to them ..the humans.

2.if fortunately i am an egg-laying hen .then ,unfortunately every single day one of my progeny would be chemically killed ,by injecting some chemical in the egg that i lay. and the day my productivity starts to decline(after 1 year which is 1/12 of my natural life ) i would meet the fate of a broiler.but i would be happy thinking maybe "thank god i am not a broiler for many simple reasons".

............luckily i am a human and can do my bit for the chickens by limiting the intake .i am asking every one not to turn vegetarian(if you are it's awesome if you could i bow to you!!) but,at least, limit your intake.don't be an extreme non vegetarian.

to get a first hand feel of their lives visit the place surrounding jama masjid or any poultry farm.

thank you god for the gift!!!

who ,jumps in a river to save you ,when he does not even know how to swim(and then drags you underwater to the shore)?,
takes a fight with six people(read "assholes") because they have already instigated the fight with you (and shares their landed kicks and punches with you?),
calls you every year, exactly before 12 am ,to wish you on your birthday and asks "i am the first right?",
fights with you the most on the triflest of things? ,
who sits beside you , when you are suffering from tuberculosis and reasons "waa,i have a strong immunity" later being scolded by the doc for spending time with you.....

a friend does.and not just any friend but your best friend!!.
thank you jiggi for being my friend for life!
may god bless you!

New Sarcasm Punctuation Mark...coool!!!

New Sarcasm Punctuation Mark.

so next time you want to be sarcastic in your complain letter make sure you use this puntuation mark.:)